Wild Side

Help Support CattleToday:


Well-known member
Mar 20, 2007
Reaction score
howell, mississippi
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair
in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept
staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager
had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done
anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an
eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son.'

Latest posts