why Men......

[chrisy]

.....can pee standing up.

God was just about done creating humans
but he had two parts left over.

He couldn't decide how to split them between
Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just
as well ask them

He told them one of the things he had left
was a thing that would allow the owner to
pee while standing up :shock:

"It's a handy thing" God told them
"And I was wondering if either one of you
had a preference for it"

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged
"Oh! please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that!
it seems just the sort of thing a man should have.
Please Pleeease! give it to me!" On and on he
went like an excited little boy. :lol:

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so
badly he could have it. So God gave Adam
the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started
Whizzing all over the place -
first on the side of a rock, then he
wrote his name in the sand, and then he
tried to see of he could hit a stump
ten feet away - laughing with delight
all the while God and Eve watched him
with amazement and then God said to Eve

"Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with
the last thing I have left"
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"BRAINS" said God.

 

[warpaint]

Boy, somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!

 

[RebelCritter]

HA! I LOVE IT! :lol:

 

[flaboy-]

The world is my urinal. 8)

 

[Lammie]

You know, I could never understand why, when we have two bathrooms, and my husband can be within 15 feet of one, he will pee outside. Then I noticed my 11 year old coming in from school the other day, zipping up as he walked through the door.

But I guess it is pretty snifty, and if I could do it, I would.

Come on, girls! You know you've tried to! Probably when you were little and you saw your brother. :roll:

 

[WagaAgeyv]

Yeah someone got the truth out!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[RebelCritter]

I just squat in the bushes! :shock:

 

[Lammie]

I just squat in the bushes! :shock:

Be mindful of the poison oak.