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Keren

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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

It stays up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.

Why is a Christmas tree better than a woman?

You can feel it before you take it home, and it doesnt get mad if you tie it up and chuck it on the back of your truck.
 

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Keren":269nnk1w said:
Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

It stays up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.

Why is a Christmas tree better than a woman?

You can feel it before you take it home, and it doesnt get mad if you tie it up and chuck it on the back of your truck.

And in both cases you throw it away when it's served it's purpose and get a new one next year.
 

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VanC":fx8gkze8 said:
Keren":fx8gkze8 said:
Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

It stays up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.

Why is a Christmas tree better than a woman?

You can feel it before you take it home, and it doesnt get mad if you tie it up and chuck it on the back of your truck.

And in both cases you throw it away when it's served it's purpose and get a new one next year.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
 

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