TB lady
Well-known member
Why Are Men Happier?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People
never
stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.!
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood
all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only
one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra
credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides
your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for
all seasons. Y! ou can wear shorts no matter how your legs
look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24
in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People
never
stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.!
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood
all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only
one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra
credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides
your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for
all seasons. Y! ou can wear shorts no matter how your legs
look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24
in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
