frenchie
Well-known member
A biker left his bike to be fixed at the Harley Shop and started walking
home. On the way he stopped at the hardware store and bought a
bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed & livestock dealer's and
picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
To get all his purchases home he put the anvil in the bucket, carried the
bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carried the goose
in the other hand.
In the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who asked,
"Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in
no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when
we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my
skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Get real, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens
home. On the way he stopped at the hardware store and bought a
bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed & livestock dealer's and
picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
To get all his purchases home he put the anvil in the bucket, carried the
bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carried the goose
in the other hand.
In the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who asked,
"Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in
no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when
we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my
skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Get real, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens
:shock: :lol:
