> > WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!
> > Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be
> > confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
> > cleaner..
> > 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could
> > take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
> > demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
> > cleaners.'
> > 'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any
> > money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close
> > the door.
> > Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
> > and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he
> > said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
> > demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of
> > horse manure onto my hallway carpet.
> > 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
> > this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally
> > eat the remainder.'
> > I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
> > damn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity
> > this morning. What part of 'broke' do you not
> > understand?
> > Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be
> > confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
> > cleaner..
> > 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could
> > take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
> > demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
> > cleaners.'
> > 'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any
> > money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close
> > the door.
> > Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
> > and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he
> > said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
> > demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of
> > horse manure onto my hallway carpet.
> > 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
> > this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally
> > eat the remainder.'
> > I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
> > damn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity
> > this morning. What part of 'broke' do you not
> > understand?
