"What do you do at Christmas Time"???

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chrisy

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The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: "What do you do at Christmas time?"

Patrick addressed the class: "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve
Brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we
Come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up
Our stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father
Christmas to come with all our toys.


"Very nice Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?"


"Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to church with Mom and Dad
And we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and
Milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep,
Waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents."


Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him
Out of the discussion, she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at
Christmas?"


Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year... Dad comes home
From the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce; then we drive to
Dad's toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty
Shelves...... And begin to sing: "What A Friend We Have in Jesus".
Then we all go to the Bahamas."
 

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