Oh, if I were a ranch owner or farmer, I'd have a shiny new well-waxed Toyota Tacoma or Tundra. Preferably Hot Red paint kept garaged. No shoddy "cowboy looking" stuff on my fantasy ranch. COWBOY is a pejorative for half-ass workmanship or haphazard ways. The old dame in Wizard of Oz kept her farm hands energized with homemade corn fritters was it? That Dorothy and that little rat mutt (no real farm dog like a German Shepherd or collie) just kept getting in the way. A farmer needs a daughter like a bull needs tits.
Sometimes things get a little western on the ranch and you need a good cowboy to rein it in. Ranches cost allot to run and cowboys come up with some pretty crafty solutions to make things work too.
Did you watch the season opener of The Ultimate Cowboy Thursday night?