We're off to see the Wizard

[Rustler9]

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.


They finally made it to the Emerald City

and went to find the Great Wizard


What brings the 4 of you before

the great Wizard of Oz?


Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:

I've come for some

courage.

No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?

Richard Nixon stepped forward,

Well, I think I need a heart.


Done! says the Wizard.

Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?


Up stepped Bush and said,

I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.

No problem! said the Wizard.

Consider it done.

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,

But he doesnt say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

Well, what do you want?




IS DOROTHY HERE?

 

[Alice]

That's funny, I don't care who ya' are! :lol:

Alice

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

very good.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[cattleluvr18]

haha that good :lol: and wizard of oz is only the best movie of all time!