Got a story for you all....
Brother-in-law moved into the old farmhouse (next door to us) and one day we're standing by the back deck and he says..."Hey, do you mind if I dig this plant up? It draws flies"...I said, "It draws flies? Which plant are you talking about?"...when he pointed I just busted a gut laughing...I said, "Well, if you can convince your brother (my husband) to stop peeing on it then it won't draw flies anymore!!"...We laughed about that forever... it always amazed me how many pee spots he had...the one between the garage and the potting shed was his favorite...I used to say, "The dang comode is right inside this door..WHY are you compelled to go outside?"...must be a man thing.