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Dec 23, 2003
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There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal shop
one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for
her fourth wedding.
"Well", replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type of dress are you looking for?"
The bride to be said:, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."

The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she finally said,
"Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate
for brides who are being married the first time-for those who are a bit
more innocent, if you know what I mean?"

"Well" replied the customer, more than a little put out. "I can
assure you that I am as innocent as the rest of them. Believe it or
not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first time

"You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding
he died as we were checking into our hotel.
My second husband and I got into a terrible fight in the limo
on our way to the reception and have not spoken since. We had that wedding annulled immediately."

"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk:.
"Well" said the woman, "he was a Democrat and every night for
four years he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be."

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