Wedding dress

[dun]

A Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'
The mother looks at her son and replies,
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

 

[Tegerian]

Now that's funny. :lol:

 

[ranchwife]

Oh...booooo hissssss!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hillsdown]

Ya and all appliances QUIT when you need to use them the most; like right now.........Hmmmm

 

[buckwheat_87]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

when your wife reads this one what time is the funeral?

 

[flaboy?]

Oh boy Dun you have now opened the proverbial bag-o-worms. :lol:

Wedding dresses are a BIG waste of time. They are only to get that one picture of the one time in life where the bride actually looked acceptable. :shock:

 

[Victoria]

More and more household appliances are coming in black, you know, TUXEDO black. ;-)

 

[funky 4-Her]

oooohh thats a bad one... i like it haha :lol:

 

[RebelCritter]

So whats it mean if the appliances are that eggshell color? Tainted?

 

[MikeC]

So whats it mean if the appliances are that eggshell color? Tainted?

Those would be "Appliances In Training". ;-)

 

[RebelCritter]

So whats it mean if the appliances are that eggshell color? Tainted?

Those would be "Appliances In Training". ;-)

:lol:

Id think appliances in training would be black, from the soot of burning stuff! :lol: