Weapons

[CKC1586]

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than
either... The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.


1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll
just kill you.

2 . I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

3 . When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

4 . A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The
reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him
'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a
46.'

5 . The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
his wearing his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my shotgun.'

6 . Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE
IT!!!

 

[Ryder]

Story goes that a Texas Ranger was seen carying his .45 auto cocked and locked (safety on), as is the proper carry mode.
A woman asked him, "Sir, isn't that gun dangerous?"
"You dam betchum", replied the ranger.

 

[tripleBfarms]

There is a weapon that is more powerful than any other weapon known to man.  And it has been in existence since the creation of mankind; it has been known to start wars, ruin friendships, spars national revolutions.  It has ruined more reputations, wrecked more homes, split more churches, driven more men out of the ministry and caused more hatred than any other weapon in the world. Contrary to popular opinion…the most powerful weapon in the world is not the atomic bomb…nor is it some laser beam aimed from outer space.  Indeed it is not even a weapon made by man. Concealed as a sniper, quick as a bullet and deadly as a gun it is the three inch animal that lives in a pool of saliva behind an ivory cage of teeth known as the tongue.