Before ya'll go off drinking beer and listening to the dogs bark I think you should consider this new information that just came out about the hazards of drinking beer.
Results of recent beer research done by the same think tanks that say grassfed beef will cure leprosy.
Recently, scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
So ya'll best be careful.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.