was sent this thought I'd share.....

[chrisy]

> > A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well As She used To And He
> > Thought she might need a hearing aid. Not Quite Sure how To Approach

> > Her, he called the family Doctor to discuss The Problem.
> > The Doctor told him there is a simple Informal Test the Husband
> > Could Perform to give the Doctor a better idea About Her Hearing
> > Loss."Here's What you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 Feet
> > away FROM Her, And In a normal conversational speaking tone see If
> > She hears You. If Not, Go To 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until

> > You get a Response."
> > That evening, the wife is in the kitchen Cooking dinner, And He Was
> > In The den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 Feet Away, let's See
> > What Happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's For
> > Dinner?"
> > No response. So the husband moves to closer to the Kitchen, About
30
> > Feet From his Wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for Dinner?" Still
no
> > response. Next he moves into the dining room where he Is About 20
> > Feet
> >> From his Wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he
> >> gets no
> > response.
> > So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 Feet away. "Honey,
> > what's For dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right

> > up behind her. "Honey, what's For Dinner?"
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> > "Ralph, for the FIFTH F**kin' time, CHICKEN!"

 

[Lammie]

Isn't that just like a man!

 

[Horticattleman]

That made me laugh out loud. I like that one!