Warning......

[Rustler9]

Thought some of you might find some humor as well as truth in this....


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
other!!



DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: What did I do wrong?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.



13 Things PMS Stands For:



1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

 

[warpaint]

:lol: :lol:

 

[flaboy+]

The problem is, with all that Chocolate she won't be able to fit into any of those clothes. ;-)

 

[Bama]

Do you know why they call it P.M.S. anyway?

Mad Cow Disease was already taken. :lol:

Doing my best impression now to duck and hide. ;-)

 

[VanC]

Can't wait till some of the ladies get wind of this one. Could get interesting. ;-) ;-)

 

[Victoria]

I haven't laughed that hard for awhile Rustler! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I'm sending this one on to my husband, perhaps he will learn to say less and buy more chocolate! :lol: Actually, no I think if he combined "safest" and "ultrasafe" life would be good; for both of us. ;-)

 

[Victoria]

Do you know why they call it P.M.S. anyway?

Mad Cow Disease was already taken. :lol:

Doing my best impression now to duck and hide. ;-)

You went beyond that line of funny Bama. Lucky for you that you are ducking and hiding. ;-)