Wal-Mart Wine

[dj]

Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item. Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $1-3 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name forthe Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfandel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

 

[cowspider]

Will this cut into Boone's Farm Profits??
That Strawberry Hill is hard to beat.

 

[rbell]

Bet ol DJ gets his down at the worlds smallest wally world and slips on down to greasy crick to have him a sip. Stay away from steelmans now ya hear?

 

[Beefy]

I dont think you have to worry about The Boone's Strawberry Wine. It will remain the "Oops i got drunk off my butt drink of choice for every young lady" for years to come.

 

[MULDOON]

what ever happend to "Tickled Pink"we used to drink it , then call it "Pickled Tink"