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<blockquote data-quote="SF" data-source="post: 151776" data-attributes="member: 1171"><p>A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las</p><p>Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the</p><p>first one he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" </p><p></p><p>"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."</p><p></p><p>"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"</p><p></p><p>"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.</p><p></p><p>Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off</p><p>down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.</p><p></p><p>His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam </p><p>responded, "Why yes Sir, this is a union house. We observe all union</p><p>rules."</p><p></p><p>The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"</p><p></p><p>"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." </p><p></p><p>"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100,</p><p>looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.</p><p>I'd like her," he said.</p><p></p><p>"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a </p><p>92-year old woman in the corner, "but Wanda here has 67 years seniority</p><p>and she's next.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SF, post: 151776, member: 1171"] A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered. Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes Sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Wanda here has 67 years seniority and she's next. [/QUOTE]
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