Menu
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New media
New media comments
New profile posts
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles and first posts only
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
Two Cows...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Help Support CattleToday:
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Matt" data-source="post: 33856" data-attributes="member: 452"><p>You all may have heard some of the "You have two cows" jokes. Hear are some of my favorites:</p><p></p><p>French corperation,</p><p> You have two cows, you protest because you don't have three cows. You go to lunch, life is good.</p><p></p><p>Republican,</p><p> You have two cows, your neighbor has no cows, so?</p><p></p><p>Democrat,</p><p> You have two cows, your neighbor has no cows, you feel guilty so you vote people into office who raise taxes so high that you must sell one of your cows to pay them. Government seizes that cow and gives it to your neighbor. You feel riechest, Barbra Striesand sings for you.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Matt, post: 33856, member: 452"] You all may have heard some of the "You have two cows" jokes. Hear are some of my favorites: French corperation, You have two cows, you protest because you don't have three cows. You go to lunch, life is good. Republican, You have two cows, your neighbor has no cows, so? Democrat, You have two cows, your neighbor has no cows, you feel guilty so you vote people into office who raise taxes so high that you must sell one of your cows to pay them. Government seizes that cow and gives it to your neighbor. You feel riechest, Barbra Striesand sings for you. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
Two Cows...
Top