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Two Cows...

Matt

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You all may have heard some of the "You have two cows" jokes. Hear are some of my favorites:

French corperation,
You have two cows, you protest because you don't have three cows. You go to lunch, life is good.

Republican,
You have two cows, your neighbor has no cows, so?

Democrat,
You have two cows, your neighbor has no cows, you feel guilty so you vote people into office who raise taxes so high that you must sell one of your cows to pay them. Government seizes that cow and gives it to your neighbor. You feel riechest, Barbra Striesand sings for you.
 

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