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<blockquote data-quote="Anonymous" data-source="post: 35892"><p>STAY</p><p> I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows</p><p> to make sure my two Jack Russell Terriers had fresh air. They were</p><p> stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon them</p><p> that they must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing</p><p> my finger at the car and saying emphatically, Now you stay... Do you</p><p> hear me?... Stay! Stay!</p><p> The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that I am a blonde, gave</p><p> me a strange look and said. "Why don't you just put it in park?"</p><p></p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</p><p></p><p>Homer walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this</p><p>blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.</p><p></p><p>The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a</p><p>ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looks at Homer and</p><p>says, " Do you think he will jump?"</p><p></p><p>Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet</p><p>he won't." Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"</p><p></p><p>Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off</p><p>of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and</p><p>handed her $20 dollars to Homer and said, "All is fair. Here is your</p><p>money."</p><p></p><p>Homer replies, " I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5</p><p>o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too, but I</p><p>didn't think he'd do it again."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 35892"] STAY I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my two Jack Russell Terriers had fresh air. They were stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon them that they must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, Now you stay... Do you hear me?... Stay! Stay! The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that I am a blonde, gave me a strange look and said. "Why don't you just put it in park?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Homer walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looks at Homer and says, " Do you think he will jump?" Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to Homer and said, "All is fair. Here is your money." Homer replies, " I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." [/QUOTE]
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