A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the
little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound
right testicle,...Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's
wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did
you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weight 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 1
pounds, my right testicle weighs 1 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?
Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."
HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the
little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound
right testicle,...Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's
wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did
you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weight 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 1
pounds, my right testicle weighs 1 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?
Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."
