Lngvew
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Wife comes home to find her husband stalking around the kitchen with a fly swatter. Wife ask's, what do you think your doing? Husband quietly replies, hunting flies. Wife looks at him foolishly and ask', well... have you had any luck or do ya need a dog? Husband softly responds, No, doing quiet well. I have bagged 2 males and 3 females. As the female additude set in the wife could not help but ask, Just how do you know the difference? After easing around the kitchen table one more time the husband looked at his wife and whispered, It was simple, I killed 2 on a beer can and the other 3 on the phone.
