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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You ... But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And The Number One Country & Western Song Is ...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My A$$ Out All Day
 

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Hey! You forgot "Get The Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In bed"
"Bad Liver And A Broken Heart"
"You're Not The Best, But You're The Best That I Can Do"
 
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Lammie":nx3lfpaq said:
Hey! You forgot "Get The Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In bed"
"Bad Liver And A Broken Heart"
"You're Not The Best, But You're The Best That I Can Do"

You Forgot:

"I'll Never Forget Ol' What's Her Name" and "My Can Do Can't Keep Up With My Want To"
 

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What about "Every time I go to town folks keep kickin my dog around"

or my all time favorite " Kiss me quick Snagletooth, my tonsils itch"
 

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Or my husband's favorite: "I Ain't As Good As I Once Was, But I'm As Good Once As I Ever Was"
 

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come down off the stove granny, you too old to ride the range .............................. her love was plenty. but her teeth were few.
 

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"I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back crying the blues over you"
"Milk cow Blues"
 
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3waycross":2it87a9i said:
What about "Every time I go to town folks keep kickin my dog around"

or my all time favorite " Kiss me quick Snagletooth, my tonsils itch"


roflmao...I think I saw her one time. :lol: :lol:
 

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There is always the religeous standard "Drop kick me jesus through the goal posts of life"
 

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dun":1tffh3e6 said:
There is always the religeous standard "Drop kick me jesus through the goal posts of life"

I actually heard that one the other day.
 

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Lammie":1t6mgpk8 said:
dun":1t6mgpk8 said:
There is always the religeous standard "Drop kick me jesus through the goal posts of life"

I actually heard that one the other day.

I don;t make these things up. There are thousands upon thousands of strange named country songs.
"You can;t have your Kate and Edith too", The Statler Brothers
 

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Im sure some of yall can relate to Jerry Reed in She Got The Goldmine And I Got The Shaft.

Happend to me years ago.Believe me it takes a while to climb up out of that shaft.

Cal
 

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Lammie":1j7f934f said:
Hey! You forgot "Get The Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In bed"
"Bad Liver And A Broken Heart"
"You're Not The Best, But You're The Best That I Can Do"

Finally someone who knows real country music and not that Nashville bs.
 

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