Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck

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Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
 
I'm 10 for 10, so I guess that tells me something.

There has been more than one time that the wife would not let me in the house without washing. Strip down to the birthday suit n the porch, get hosed down, and then you can come in.

(But don't touch anything!!!) :lol:
 
grannysoo":2l0k4usd said:
I'm 10 for 10, so I guess that tells me something.

There has been more than one time that the wife would not let me in the house without washing. Strip down to the birthday suit n the porch, get hosed down, and then you can come in.

(But don't touch anything!!!) :lol:

Heck rGranny...so am I....would probably be 20 for 20 had their been 20 of them. :lol:
 
#7 should also state, "Ever ran into a neighbor while driving down the road and checking out the neighbors crops."
Wasn't me, but I sure don't let them 2 old boys forget it. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
 
I am ten for ten and proud of it.

Founding member of the Scarlet Neck Boys Club, Va chapter.

even if I had missed one I wouldn't let it be known in public.
 

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