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Keren

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I wanna kick off with two:

1) Ahh, Australia, where men are men, women are women, and cattle breeds can be distinguished w/o DNA testing....

2) I'm having their eye lids permanently tattooed to add pigment

I'm sure I'll think of others but in the mean time ... what are your fav CT quotes?
 

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"Brindles have more fun!"

"Turning grass into beef"

"Breed the best to the best"

"Serve it to me black, with some ear on the side"

"More calves, more kilos"

And of course the one about the bearded giant!
 
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Okay, I'm revising my list to include:

1) Ahh, Australia, where men are men, women are women, and cattle breeds can be distinguished w/o DNA testing....

2) I'm having their eye lids permanently tattooed to add pigment

3) Serve it to me black, with some ear on the side

4) Bull behind the cow, grass in front on the cow, the rest will follow

What is the one about the bearded giant? :???:
 

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I have another one. :D

Australia, Proud to be the WORLDS number 1 supplier of low grade commercial grinding beef. :oops:
 

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Wasn't it someone here who said

Farming/ranching is the only business where you sell wholesale, buy retail, and pay the freight both ways?
 
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ooh, thats a good one.

Okay my list so far is:

1) Ahh, Australia, where men are men, women are women, and cattle breeds can be distinguished w/o DNA testing....

2) I'm having their eye lids permanently tattooed to add pigment

3) Serve it to me black, with some ear on the side

4) Bull behind the cow, grass in front on the cow, the rest will follow

5) Farming/ranching is the only business where you sell wholesale, buy retail, and pay the freight both ways?

6) If its not red, its crossbred
 

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I like Duns' tag,

"It doesn't matter how big a ranch ya' own, or how many cows ya' brand,
the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather."
-Harry Truman.


Truer words not often spoke.
 
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