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<blockquote data-quote="DOC HARRIS" data-source="post: 692886" data-attributes="member: 1683"><p>CLASS: Phenotype "101"</p><p></p><p>LESSON FOR THE DAY: Recognizing and Understanding UNacceptable Visual Genetics (Phenotype) - Carefully study and analyze the available pictures in this thread, with the full realization that "pictures" are NEVER the most preferred protocol for seedstock selection. Referencing back to your previous classes and lessons regarding physical appearances for the purpose of identifying and evaluating desirable anatomical, physiological and functional traits and characteristics of optimal seedstock individuals, scrutinize judiciously the characteristic appearance of these animals, and after deep analysis of skeletal structure and expected appearances of their progeny - WHATEVER - females to whom they may be mated - purposefully place your lower lip firmly against your upper teeth, exhaling FORCEFULLY through teeth and lower lip, and, with vigor, say - <strong>"FUNNEL BUTT!</strong></p><p></p><p>HOMEWORK FOR TODAY: Peruse Breed Magazines, Sale Catalogs, Pictures of previous Show Champions (WHATEVER breed!) and submit three pictures which, in your opinion, more closely approaches the IDEAL example and specimen of an ACCEPTABLE seedstock Bull which will emphasize improvement of breeding decisions in most of the Beef Cattle herds of today.</p><p></p><p>AGAIN - <strong>ONE MORE TIME</strong> - pronounce the words -<strong>FUNNEL BUTTS! </strong></p><p></p><p>Class dismissed!</p><p></p><p>DOC HARRIS</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DOC HARRIS, post: 692886, member: 1683"] CLASS: Phenotype "101" LESSON FOR THE DAY: Recognizing and Understanding UNacceptable Visual Genetics (Phenotype) - Carefully study and analyze the available pictures in this thread, with the full realization that "pictures" are NEVER the most preferred protocol for seedstock selection. Referencing back to your previous classes and lessons regarding physical appearances for the purpose of identifying and evaluating desirable anatomical, physiological and functional traits and characteristics of optimal seedstock individuals, scrutinize judiciously the characteristic appearance of these animals, and after deep analysis of skeletal structure and expected appearances of their progeny - WHATEVER - females to whom they may be mated - purposefully place your lower lip firmly against your upper teeth, exhaling FORCEFULLY through teeth and lower lip, and, with vigor, say - [b]"FUNNEL BUTT![/b] HOMEWORK FOR TODAY: Peruse Breed Magazines, Sale Catalogs, Pictures of previous Show Champions (WHATEVER breed!) and submit three pictures which, in your opinion, more closely approaches the IDEAL example and specimen of an ACCEPTABLE seedstock Bull which will emphasize improvement of breeding decisions in most of the Beef Cattle herds of today. AGAIN - [b]ONE MORE TIME[/b] - pronounce the words -[b]FUNNEL BUTTS! [/b] Class dismissed! DOC HARRIS [/QUOTE]
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