Subject: Men vs Women
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man, That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied,
"Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a
sign from God!"
The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle and immediately puts the cork back on, and
hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman
replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man, That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied,
"Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a
sign from God!"
The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle and immediately puts the cork back on, and
hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman
replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.