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May 11, 2004
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Subject: Men vs Women

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;

it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally

demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,

"So you're a man, That's interesting. I'm a woman.

Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but

we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we

should meet and be friends and live together in peace

for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied,

"Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a

sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another

miracle. My car is completely demolished but this

bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to

drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then

she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head

in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and

then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the

bottle and immediately puts the cork back on, and

hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman

replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the



Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.