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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 638269" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>all I can say is.......</p><p></p><p>C.O.S.H.H. REGULATIONS 1988</p><p>HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET</p><p></p><p>CHEMICAL ANALYSIS</p><p>Substance: Man</p><p>Symbol: M+ (Free radical most desirable)</p><p>Discoverer: Eve</p><p>Atomic Mass: Accepted as 65 Kg, but there are known isotopes ranging from 55 Kg to 115 Kg</p><p>Occurrence: Large quantities in urban areas, with traces found in most other areas</p><p></p><p>PHYSICAL PROPERTIES</p><p>1. Surface normally covered in grease and fur oxidase except at apex of specimen</p><p>2. Surface liable to tarnish, stain and attract dirt.</p><p>3. Pungent or stale odour.</p><p>4. Usually inert, but correct stimulus can promote a reaction.</p><p>5. Yields if pressure applied in the correct manner, explodes under strain.</p><p>6. Bitter if used incorrectly, sours with age but can sometimes be sweetened up.</p><p>7. Found in various grades, ranging from virgin grade to base material, but pure specimens hard to find nowadays.</p><p>8. Not one of the 'noble elements' (usually found in combination with Woman).</p><p></p><p>CHEMICAL PROPERTIES</p><p>1. Great affinity to alcohol (ethanol).</p><p>2. Capable of liberating quantities of expensive substances if treated correctly.</p><p>3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a female.</p><p>4. Softens and wilts when soaked in hot water, greater rigidity at cooler temperatures.</p><p>5. Insoluble in liquids, especially inert after saturation in alcohol (athough this state is preceded by an initial and noisy period of increased activity).</p><p>6. The most powerful money producing agent known to woman. High valency - capable of multiple bonds with Woman.</p><p></p><p>COMMON USES</p><p>1. Highly ornamental - especially during Match of the Day or Formula One racing.</p><p>2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.</p><p></p><p>TESTS</p><p>1. Pure specimens turn pale and shrivel when discovered in the natural state.</p><p>2. Behaves erratically when placed alongside a superior specimen.</p><p>3. Localised expansion and rigidity when excited.</p><p></p><p>HAZARDS</p><p>1. Dangerous in inexperienced hands - unpredictable when activated</p><p>2. Illegal to possess more than one permanent specimen (great care must be taken when handling multiple specimens).</p><p>3. May induce swelling if suitable handling precautions are not taken.</p><p></p><p>CONTAMINATION PROCEDURE</p><p>1. If contaminated, the services of a skilled lawyer must be sought.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 638269, member: 3193"] all I can say is....... C.O.S.H.H. REGULATIONS 1988 HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET CHEMICAL ANALYSIS Substance: Man Symbol: M+ (Free radical most desirable) Discoverer: Eve Atomic Mass: Accepted as 65 Kg, but there are known isotopes ranging from 55 Kg to 115 Kg Occurrence: Large quantities in urban areas, with traces found in most other areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Surface normally covered in grease and fur oxidase except at apex of specimen 2. Surface liable to tarnish, stain and attract dirt. 3. Pungent or stale odour. 4. Usually inert, but correct stimulus can promote a reaction. 5. Yields if pressure applied in the correct manner, explodes under strain. 6. Bitter if used incorrectly, sours with age but can sometimes be sweetened up. 7. Found in various grades, ranging from virgin grade to base material, but pure specimens hard to find nowadays. 8. Not one of the ‘noble elements’ (usually found in combination with Woman). CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Great affinity to alcohol (ethanol). 2. Capable of liberating quantities of expensive substances if treated correctly. 3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a female. 4. Softens and wilts when soaked in hot water, greater rigidity at cooler temperatures. 5. Insoluble in liquids, especially inert after saturation in alcohol (athough this state is preceded by an initial and noisy period of increased activity). 6. The most powerful money producing agent known to woman. High valency - capable of multiple bonds with Woman. COMMON USES 1. Highly ornamental - especially during Match of the Day or Formula One racing. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. TESTS 1. Pure specimens turn pale and shrivel when discovered in the natural state. 2. Behaves erratically when placed alongside a superior specimen. 3. Localised expansion and rigidity when excited. HAZARDS 1. Dangerous in inexperienced hands - unpredictable when activated 2. Illegal to possess more than one permanent specimen (great care must be taken when handling multiple specimens). 3. May induce swelling if suitable handling precautions are not taken. CONTAMINATION PROCEDURE 1. If contaminated, the services of a skilled lawyer must be sought. [/QUOTE]
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