Things to Never Say To A Cop

[Crowderfarms]

NEVER SAY TO A COP
>>>>
>>>> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in
>>>> Texas)
>>>>
>>>> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
>>>> plugged in.
>>>>
>>>> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>>>>
>>>> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with
>>>> me. Good
>>>> job!
>>>>
>>>> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>>>>
>>>> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
>>>> condition to be a
>>>> police officer.
>>>>
>>>> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>>>>
>>>> 8. I pay your salary!
>>>>
>>>> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave
>>>> me a
>>>> warning, too!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of
>>>> us does.
>>>>
>>>> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there
>>>> are no other
>>>>
>>>> cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>>>>
>>>> 12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you
>>>> been
>>>> drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer
>>>> your eyes
>>>> look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
>>>>