Thieves

[dun]

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their lives. The gang was very happy to escape.
"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got out with $25 between us."
"I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!", the boss screamed. "We had over $100 when we broke in!"

 

[show steer up]

An't that the truth

 

[bigbull338]

lawyers will fleece any1 they come in contact with.

 

[kerley]

And some of them graduate and become Honorable Judges.

 

[chrisy]

:lol: :clap: Lucky they came out with that much. :lol2:

 

[dun]

And some of them graduate and become Honorable Judges.

That's who sent it to me, a Superior Court Judge

 

[kerley]

My wife's brother is a retired judge from North Carolina. It amazes her that he sent people to jail for doing the same things she knows he has done.

 

[dun]

My wife's brother is a retired judge from North Carolina. It amazes her that he sent people to jail for doing the same things she knows he has done.

When we were younger, what was considered boyish highjinks are now considered felonys.

 

[Jogeephus]

My wife's brother is a retired judge from North Carolina. It amazes her that he sent people to jail for doing the same things she knows he has done.

In the four cases I have seen, judges don't go to prison. They just get kicked off the bench and get to draw their pension for the rest of their lives.

 

[larryshoat]

My lawyer is a pretty good old fella I think , At least I can call and ask a question without getting a bill for it . He usually tells me the same thing every time "tell em to go pound sand and if they give you any trouble have em call me" .

Larry

 

[DaletheDairyFarmer]

And some of them graduate and become Honorable Judges.

And the really bad ones become politicians!!!!! :help: