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They walk among us


IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Belland ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas Citychef!
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at TexasInstruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip Back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the DallasCountySheriff's office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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They walk among us . AND REPRODUCE!!! :shock:
 

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Why is it that one has to have a license to drive a car, catch a fish, or kill most (if not all) types of wild game, but any idiot can have a child? What is up with that? :???:
 

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I agree MSCAMP. Too many unwanted and uncared for children in this world. I think that to go on welfare one of the stipulations should be to get surgically sterilized. :lol:
 

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That reminds me of a co-worker who lives in a rural area talking about anew neighbor who was complaining about manure smells and chicken noise.

Why do people move to rural areas if they don't like that stuff? The farms were there first. Go back to Dallas, you boob!
 

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sidney411":12wt86m2 said:
I agree MSCAMP. Too many unwanted and uncared for children in this world. I think that to go on welfare one of the stipulations should be to get surgically sterilized. :lol:

Sounds like a plan! ;-)
 

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I agree MSCAMP. Too many unwanted and uncared for children in this world. I think that to go on welfare one of the stipulations should be to get surgically sterilized.

I told my sisters boyfriend i was going to give him a vasectomy with a dull butter knife. He didn't think it was very funny. Maybe he didn't know what a vasectomy was?

411 maybe i could do the surgerys
 

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Your right Beefy, but it's only because their too stupid to know any better.

I think these surgeries should be preformed in the classrooms of medical students, they need practice.
 

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