There were two florists in...

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Tommy Ruyle

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Mar 8, 2005
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Medora, Illinois
Brownsville Kentucky way back when.

One of the florists opened a second location and the other florist in town sent him some florists to congratulate him on his grand opening.

The owner at the grand opening called his competitor on the phone in a fury shouting , "How dare you threaten me by sending me a gray and black wreath with the words please accept our deepest regrets"?

The sender answered, "I'm so sorry this happened but what concerns me more is that somewhere in town there's a funeral with a red, white and blue display which says, "Good luck in your new location". :D

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