The Zipper

[TexasBred]

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,'How dare you touch my body!

I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'

 

[flaboy]

:lol: :clap: :lol:

 

[grannysoo]

:roll: :nod: :roll:

 

[CattleHand]

Haha this made me laugh while workin on some homework in the SCC (computer room). I figured since Texas was an aggie he may know what it is.

 

[TexasBred]

Haha this made me laugh while workin on some homework in the SCC (computer room). I figured since Texas was an aggie he may know what it is.

Cattle are you talking about the "C"????????????

 

[CattleHand]

Haha this made me laugh while workin on some homework in the SCC (computer room). I figured since Texas was an aggie he may know what it is.

Cattle are you talking about the "C"????????????

I am not sure what the C is or how new this building is that I am in. Its the Student Computing Center right south of Evans Library

 

[backhoeboogie]

Haha this made me laugh while workin on some homework in the SCC (computer room). I figured since Texas was an aggie he may know what it is.

Cattle are you talking about the "C"????????????

I am not sure what the C is or how new this building is that I am in. Its the Student Computing Center right south of Evans Library

So where are you from? (you've said "you guys" way to many times in your posts)

 

[chrisy]

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Angus In Texas]

I spent many of nights up at the SCC working on projects.... ah the good ole days lol.