Tommy Ruyle
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I have never figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differs much, and I have never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my lady and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion heats up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT? What was that?"
So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, " Can't you just love me for who I am and not for what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The next day I opted to take off work to spend some time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went out shopping at an unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we would just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes so I said let's get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked me for a tenis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, Honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all honey, lets go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No Honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I can buy you?"
Apparently I am not having sex tonight either.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my lady and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion heats up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT? What was that?"
So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, " Can't you just love me for who I am and not for what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The next day I opted to take off work to spend some time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went out shopping at an unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we would just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes so I said let's get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked me for a tenis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, Honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all honey, lets go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No Honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I can buy you?"
Apparently I am not having sex tonight either.
