The Value of a Catholic Education

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YOU'VE GOT TO READ THIS ONE--EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T GO TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL!!!

Value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)
You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.



Little Mary Margaret was not the best student inCatholicSchool
Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret
in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,
'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back sleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that
[email protected]&n thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted...........
 
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Might ought to clarify this a bit. As a catholic I've learned to laugh at myself sometimes. :lol: :lol:
 

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