The Texas TAKS Test

[TexasBred]

Miss Sally Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade teacher at Jacksboro Elementary. In an effort to prepare her students for the all-important TAKS test, she compiled an exam consisting of 20 questions, which she administered to her class last Tuesday.

The exam purposely covered a broad array of topics.

I call your attention to question # 11, which simply read:

LIST, IN ANY ORDER, THE FOUR SEASONS:
1. ________ 2. ________ 3.________ 4. ________

Now, could you possibly imagine that 67% of the students gave the following answer?


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1. DOVE SEASON 2. DEER SEASON
3. DUCK SEASON 4. TURKEY SEASON

GOD BLESS THE RURAL KIDS OF TEXAS !!!

 

[john250]

The only one I remember is Frankie Valli.

 

[BeefmasterB]

The only one I remember is Frankie Valli.

And there was Tommy DeVito! What would he think of the TAKS test?

 

[john250]

The only one I remember is Frankie Valli.

And there was Tommy DeVito! What would he think of the TAKS test?

I'm guessing here, but 'fugeddabout it" comes to mind.

 

[BeefmasterB]

The only one I remember is Frankie Valli.

And there was Tommy DeVito! What would he think of the TAKS test?

I'm guessing here, but 'fugeddabout it" comes to mind.

Maybe, but I'm thinking Frankie starts singing "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You" as she's passing out the TAKS

 

[john250]

The only one I remember is Frankie Valli.

I'm guessing here, but 'fugeddabout it" comes to mind.

Maybe, but I'm thinking Frankie starts singing "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You" as she's passing out the TAKS

I went to Catholic HS. Mostly nuns, so "hot teacher" was an oxymoron. But we did have Miss ???. Student teacher in my French class. Her boyfriend was a football player and she drove his '62 Corvette. Parlez vouz?