THE PERFECT HUSBAND

[dcara]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to
talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...... The house I wanted last
year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50,000. If it's really a

good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!!!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in
astonishment, mouths agape...... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who
this
phone belongs to?"

 

[MrGale]

that is like the guy who lost his credit card, but never reported it, because whoever was using it spent a lot less than his wife used to.... :cboy: