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A farmers wife was going through her husbands dresser when she came across an envelope. In it was three ten dallar bills and five soybeans. Later, she asked her husband what it was.

He replied, "Over the years I haven't been completely faithful, but every time I cheated I put a soybean in that envelope, to remind me of the wrongs I have done to you."

Rather taken aback the wife asked, "What's the thirty dollars for?"

"Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel...
 

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