TexasBred
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Joe and Tom sat on a bench watching an old man coming down the side walk very slowly, sort of bent over and his legs just barely shuffling along stiffly .
Joe looks at Tom and said "judging by his age I'd say it's old war wounds".
Tom, said "No I thing he's got arthritis".
As the old man neared they stopped him and Joe said "we were discussing your condition and I thought it was a result of war wounds and Joe thought it was arthritis"
The old man said "All three of us are wrong...I thought it was a fart".
Joe looks at Tom and said "judging by his age I'd say it's old war wounds".
Tom, said "No I thing he's got arthritis".
As the old man neared they stopped him and Joe said "we were discussing your condition and I thought it was a result of war wounds and Joe thought it was arthritis"
The old man said "All three of us are wrong...I thought it was a fart".