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Well-known member
The New Recruit
A 'good-ole-boy' from the hills of America's heartland joined the Army.
During his first day as an Enlisted Man he was given a comb.
The following day the Army barber sheared all of his hair off.
On the third day the Army gave him a tooth brush.
On the next day the Army dentist yanked several of his teeth out.
On the fifth day he was given a jock strap...
that afternoon the 'good-ole-boy' went AWOL.
A 'good-ole-boy' from the hills of America's heartland joined the Army.
During his first day as an Enlisted Man he was given a comb.
The following day the Army barber sheared all of his hair off.
On the third day the Army gave him a tooth brush.
On the next day the Army dentist yanked several of his teeth out.
On the fifth day he was given a jock strap...
that afternoon the 'good-ole-boy' went AWOL.
