Crowderfarms
Well-known member
> > >I have today executed the following Living Will and placed it with the
> > > one I've had for years. Feel free to use this draft if you like.
> > >
> > > Draft of a Living Will
> > >
> > > I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind
> > > and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial
> > > means.
> > >
> > > Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of
> > > peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their
> > > lives depended on it.
> > >
> > > If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for
> > > a medium rare steak, it should be presumed that I won't ever get
> > > better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my
> > > attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a
> > > day.
> > >
> > > Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
> > > special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
> > > these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention
> > > instead to the health, education and future of the millions of
> > > Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
> > >
> > > Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case, I
> > > don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge
> > > for their run for the presidency in 2008. It is my wish that they play
> > > politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.
> > >
> > > I couldn't care less if hundreds of religious zealots send e-mails to
> > > legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
> > > people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade
> > > on my behalf. They should mind their own damn business.
> > >
> > > If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
> > > political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make
> > > his or her existence a living hell.
> > >
> > > _________________________
> > > SIGNATURE
> > > one I've had for years. Feel free to use this draft if you like.
> > >
> > > Draft of a Living Will
> > >
> > > I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind
> > > and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial
> > > means.
> > >
> > > Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of
> > > peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their
> > > lives depended on it.
> > >
> > > If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for
> > > a medium rare steak, it should be presumed that I won't ever get
> > > better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my
> > > attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a
> > > day.
> > >
> > > Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
> > > special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
> > > these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention
> > > instead to the health, education and future of the millions of
> > > Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
> > >
> > > Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case, I
> > > don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge
> > > for their run for the presidency in 2008. It is my wish that they play
> > > politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.
> > >
> > > I couldn't care less if hundreds of religious zealots send e-mails to
> > > legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
> > > people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade
> > > on my behalf. They should mind their own damn business.
> > >
> > > If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
> > > political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make
> > > his or her existence a living hell.
> > >
> > > _________________________
> > > SIGNATURE
