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The Importance of Tithing
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<blockquote data-quote="perda04" data-source="post: 629097" data-attributes="member: 2348"><p>A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of brew and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat pretty quick after I draw it so it would taste better if you bought just one at a time."</p><p></p><p>"Well, you see," said the cowpoke, "I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in England and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we were together, so I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."</p><p></p><p>"Well , that's an interesting idea," says the bar keep. One day, the cowboy comes in and orders only two mugs. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."</p><p></p><p>The cowboy looks puzzled for a moment, then he laughs and says, "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. It doesn't make any difference to my brothers though."</p><p>__________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="perda04, post: 629097, member: 2348"] A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of brew and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat pretty quick after I draw it so it would taste better if you bought just one at a time." "Well, you see," said the cowpoke, "I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in England and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we were together, so I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." "Well , that's an interesting idea," says the bar keep. One day, the cowboy comes in and orders only two mugs. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks puzzled for a moment, then he laughs and says, "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. It doesn't make any difference to my brothers though." __________________ [/QUOTE]
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