The Financial Crisis

[RD-Sam]

I was depressed last night over this financial crisis, so I called Lifeline.


Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

 

[rusty]

True story my dad called a state goverment company (name withheld) got mad told them people like them made him want to kill himself, hung up,10 minutes state police called asked mom if she knew where he was said they had reason to be alarmed.