The Dead Jackass

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Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance.

"Good morning. This is Senator Teddy Kennedy. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead i n me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Senator Kennedy, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.
 

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