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Anonymous
The Cow Dealer
A farmer had been ripped of several times by the local car dealer. One day the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:
Basic......................................................$499.00
Shipping and Handling..............................$35.95
Extra Stomach.........................................$79.25
Two-Tone Exterior...................................$142.10
Produce Storage Compartment.................$126.50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper......................$189.60
Four Spigot/High Output Drain System......$149.20
Automatic Fly Swatter..............................$88.50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery....................$179.90
Deluxe Dual Horns...................................$59.25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment.................$339.40
4 x 4 Traction Drive Assembly...................$884.16
Pre-delivery Wash and Comb....................$69.80
Farmers Suggested List Price.....................$2843.36
Additional Dealer Adjustments...................$300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (INCLUDING OPTIONS).$3143.36
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A farmer had been ripped of several times by the local car dealer. One day the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:
Basic......................................................$499.00
Shipping and Handling..............................$35.95
Extra Stomach.........................................$79.25
Two-Tone Exterior...................................$142.10
Produce Storage Compartment.................$126.50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper......................$189.60
Four Spigot/High Output Drain System......$149.20
Automatic Fly Swatter..............................$88.50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery....................$179.90
Deluxe Dual Horns...................................$59.25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment.................$339.40
4 x 4 Traction Drive Assembly...................$884.16
Pre-delivery Wash and Comb....................$69.80
Farmers Suggested List Price.....................$2843.36
Additional Dealer Adjustments...................$300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (INCLUDING OPTIONS).$3143.36
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