The Blondes' Alligator Shoes

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Jan 31, 2004
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South La
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted
to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but
was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking
for the highly prized shoes. After becoming very frustrated with the
"no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator,
so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent price!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all just
go and give it a try, why don'cha!"

The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps,
determined to catch herself an alligator

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he
spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
speed, she takes aim, kills the creature . . and, with a great deal
of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper
stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed silence.

Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back. Then,
rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she
shouts out, "Dam, this one is barefoot, too!"

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