A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE
> > IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST
> > CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND
> > ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE
> > THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
> > HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
> > THE BLONDE REPLIES, I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
> > GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND
> > TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A
> > BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS
> > IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
> > THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
> > EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
> > SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
> > THE BLONDE REPLIES I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
> > GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.
> > THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY
> > SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND
> > TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN
> > TO REASON.
> > THE PILOT SAYS, YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE
> > THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.
> > HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER
> > EAR, AND SHE SAYS, OH, I'M SORRY. AND SHE GETS UP
> > AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED
> > AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE
> > WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
> > I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON.
> > IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST
> > CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND
> > ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE
> > THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
> > HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
> > THE BLONDE REPLIES, I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
> > GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND
> > TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A
> > BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS
> > IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
> > THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
> > EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
> > SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
> > THE BLONDE REPLIES I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
> > GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.
> > THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY
> > SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND
> > TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN
> > TO REASON.
> > THE PILOT SAYS, YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE
> > THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.
> > HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER
> > EAR, AND SHE SAYS, OH, I'M SORRY. AND SHE GETS UP
> > AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED
> > AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE
> > WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
> > I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON.
