The Blonde Cowgirl

[Crowderfarms]

>"The Blonde Cowgirl
>
>A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
>lessons
>or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and it immediately
>springs into motion.
>
>It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
>slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
>seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's
>neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
>
>The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
>Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
>the
>horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
>entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
>hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
>
>As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
>unconsciousness when to her great fortune.... Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter,
>sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
>

 

[greenwillowherefords]

:Good One!!!!!

 

[msscamp]

I can't decide whether to laugh or groan! That was cute!

 

[Farmhand]

I laughed! Funny!!